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The Final Match! - March 16th Hometown Huck (DEX) vs. The Big Time (SIN)
Fighting to keep the TWF from the grasp of the evil Sinistras, Huck gives it everything he抯 got but can抰 get the edge on his mighty opponent. The Big Time strikes with the Time Bomb, but Huck simply won抰 be beaten and counters with the Hometown Shuffle. Exhausted and worn down, both fighters hit the mat, and there is no winner卆t least until Pinky enters the ring! The puny Pinky proves his love for the Dexteras by hoisting Huck on top of The Big Time, giving him the pin! The Dexteras are the champions, and the TWF is safe, but only for now!
Semi-Finals - March 9th Hometown Huck (DEX) vs. Evil Ira (SIN)
After announcing his move from the Dexteras to the SInistras, Evil Ira proves that he really is evil when he tries one dirty trick after another on Hometown Huck. Huck ducks and dodges, but he can抰 escape the Evil Eye, and he is soon hypnotized. On the verge of defeat, Pinky steps in to help Huck snap out of it, and he comes on stronger than ever to put his former teammate to the mat!
The Big Time (SIN) vs. Wasabi (DEX)
Wasabi pulls no punches and comes out strong against The Big Time. Never far away when Wasabi is in the ring, Pinky taunts and distracts The Big Time and Wasabi almost pins him! Still strong, Wasabi is again near to victory after reciting The Best Poem Ever, but now Pinky抯 behavior distracts her and gives The Big Time just the time he needs to get back to the match. Never shy, The Big Time delivers a massive rendition of The Time Bomb and there is no question that the Dexteras are defeated.
Quarterfinals - Episode 1 - February 23rd Vini Vidi Victory (DEX) vs. The Big Time (SIN)
It抯 a clash of the titans when the two biggest stars in the TWF meet in the Thumber Summer quarterfinals! They are both loved by the crowd and they both deliver huge hits, but in the end, only one wrestler can come out on top.After two rounds of mayhem, Vini swings big with the Vini Vida Vada-voom, but he抯 stopped cold by The Big Time who then delivers the brutal Time Bomb to win the match and advance to the Thumber Summer semifinals!
Hometown Huck (DEX) vs. Itsy Bitsy (SIN)
It抯 a perfect pair for battle when the TWF抯 most gentlemanly fighter takes on the Sinistra抯 gentleman eating vixen. The ever nimble Itsy Bitsy dodges Huck抯 attacks and then webs both Huck and the Ref. Narrowly escaping, Huck rebounds with the Hometown Shuffle and leaves Itsy Bitsy stuck to the mat.
Quarterfinals - Episode 2 - March 2nd Senator Skull (SIN) vs. Wasabi (DEX)
Wasabi wallops Skull throughout the first round, but has the words knocked out of her when Senator Skull laughs at her attempt to perform the best poem ever. Skull takes it to her and is about to end the match when The Big Time enters the ring! He knocks into skull, and then the ref throws the two of them out of the ring, disqualifying Senator Skull and making Wasabi the winner!
Evil Ira (DEX) vs. N Fuego (SIN)
The cold and calculating Evil Ira takes on the hot, spicy, and temperamental N Fuego in a Thumber Summer match to remember! Evil Ira comes out swinging, but N Fuego is too hot to handle and manages to dance around Ira抯 attacks. Frustrated, Ira resorts to his usual tricks and drops a piano on N Fuego. He doesn抰 stop there, but goes on step further and in an unusual bout of treachery drops a piano on the ref too. This doesn抰 seem like the behavior of a true Dextera?
Episode 1 - January 5th Vini Vidi Victory (Dex) vs. Flashback (Sin) - Match 1
Victory is no surprise when Vini, the Dextera's leader, takes on the distracted, yet sinister, Flashback. Stuck in a series of memories, Flashback takes a lot of hits early on but is still able to pull off his blinding move, The Photo Finish. In the end, no amount of magnesium can keep Vini from performing his match-ending and crowd favorite move, the Vini Vidi Vada-voom.
N Fuego (SIN) vs. Unit 19G (DEX) - Match 2
It's a dance-off between the samba prone N Fuego and the Dexteras' own robot, Unit 19G, who can only do The Robot. Even though 19G blasts the hot Sinistra with cooling water, N Fuego cheats and has his cohort, Cheeko Rojo, throw a chair at 19G's, winning the match for the Sinistras
Wasabi (DEX) vs. Corbata (SIN) - Match 3
Teenage video game champion Corbata gains the upper hand when he jabs the Dextera's poet laureate as swiftly as if she were a game controller, and almost destroys her with the illegal "Cheat Code." Pinky distracts Corbata with a poem to Wasabi, allowing the girl to perform her most powerfully lyrical move, "The Best Poem Ever" - winning the match for the Dexteras.
Episode 2 - January 12th Senator Skull (SIN) vs. Gary the Intern (DEX) - Match 4
No one can believe how evil Senator skull is when he uses the Sinistra Scissor Choke not once but twice on the Australian stylist Gary the Intern. Pinky rushes to the rescue with scissors, and Gary give the Senator and uncompromising haircut, but he cannot stop Skull from winning mightily with his body-slamming move, The Skull's Revenge Shocker.
Hometown Huck (DEX) vs. The Scorchion (SIN) - Match 5
The Evil scorpion-like Scorchion hits Huck with the Thaigon Shtinger, causing the all-American Dextera to vomit over the ringside and on to poor Pinky. Huck is in trouble, but manages to regain his footing and comes back to win the match The Hometown Shuffle.
Episode 3 - January 19th Hometown Huck (DEX) vs. Sir Serpent (SIN) - Match 6
Neither gentleman wants to make the first move so Pinky spices things up by anonymously dropping slime on both of them. Each thinks that the other fighter cheated by dropping the slime, and the battle intensifies. The end comes when Huck, cheered on by the crowd, puts Sir Serpent to the mat with the Houston Huckster.
Itsy Bitsy (SIN) vs. Gill - Match 7
In a match to see who is grosser, swamp-monster Gill regurgitates his intestines on the evil Itsy Bitsy who counters with disgusting facts about her spider-like behavior. Gill counters again, this time with bubbles. As would be expected, the bubbles are ineffective, and Gill willingly gives up the fight when webbed by Itsy Bitsy.
Episode 4 - January 26th Itsy Bitsy (Sin) vs. Ouch - Match 8
Always tripping over himself in the ring, accident prone Ouch is no match for resident man-eating bombshell Itsy Bitsy. It's a crippling defeat for the Dexteras when Ouch breaks his own back mid-match and is webbed to the mat by Itsy.
Evil Ira (Sin) vs. The Amoeba - Match 9
A party brat, The Amoeba shrinks herself down and fights the insides of Evil Ira who is very frustrated and gets teased by his brother Good Ira in the audience. Even though Evil Ira is able to spit The Amoeba out and later hypnotize and drop a chicken on her, the teasing from Good Ira is relentless and it is a broken win for the Dexteras.
Episode 5 - February 2nd Evil Ira (Dex) vs. The Lost Viking (Sin)- Match 10
Manipulated by Senator Skull, The Lost Viking, who was unfrozen and led to believe he was doing the work of Thor, proves a worthy threat to the Dextera's trickster-magician-hypnotist, Evil Ira. The Lost Viking is not worthy enough though to avoid falling under a trance and having a set of bricks dropped on his head. The Dexteras win again!
The Big Time (Sin) vs. Dorsal Flynn (Dex) - Match 11
A larger than life Sinistra, The Big Time is not affected by the miniscule hits of the ineffectual comedian, Dorsal Flynn. Big Time tells Dorsal to 'stop hitting himself' and everyone in the crowd begins hitting themselves - except for commentator Colonel Cossack who is glued to the desk. Big Time ends the match with his unstoppable attack, The Time Bomb, and the Sinistras win.
Episode 6 - February 9th The Big Time (SIN) vs. Tom Cat (DEX) - Match 12
Despite a hairball and a kitty-litter attack, good guy Tom Cat is knocked out by the evil Big Time and his devastating Time Bomb. Pinky resurrects Tom Cat with zombie juice turning the feline fighter into Zombie Gonzales. The Zombie bites Big Time in the neck, oozing slime, but Big Time bites back and pins Zombie Gonzales for the win.
Vini Vidi Victory (DEX) vs. The Visitor (SIN) - Match 13
It gets territorial when an evil alien, The Visitor, insults Earth. After taking a beating from Earth-loving She-Thumbs in the audience, The Visitor responds with an attack of laser beams on Vini's face and even poor Pinky gets hit for telling the Sinistra to cease. Vini has no choice other than to close the match with his unstoppable move, the Vini Vidi Vada-voom.
Episode 7 - February 16th Wasabi (DEX) vs. Billy Batboy (SIN) - Match 14
Experienced poet and fighter Wasabi takes on Sinistra wannabe Billy Batboy who is neither evil nor a bat. It's an embarrassing defeat for Billy, especially when his secret weapon, a giant bat named Leatherwing, drops from the sky and lands on him, leaving Wasabi with the win.
N Fuego (SIN) vs. Pei Pei the Purple Panda (DEX) - Match 15
After an attempt to court and mislead the beautiful Pei Pei, the evil N Fuego resorts to violence and performs his deadly "Forbidden Dance." Despite her poise and grace, Pei Pei cannot withstand the heat, and N Fuego takes the win for the Sinistras.
Senator Skull (SIN) vs. James Montgomery Flag (DEX) - Match 16
Quickly defeated by the flatulence prone Sinistra leader Senator Skull, the patriotic James Montgomery Flag is replaced by his father and old time wrestler, The Stash. Even though The Stash's Super Sneeze leaves Skull covered in slimy boogers, it is no match for the Super-Skull reversal attack that leaves the TWF in nothing but debris. It is an unquestionable Sinistra victory.
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